like a sledgehammer to a disco ball

please be perverted about me in these trying times

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

what timeline am I in

props to OP for taking the L and admitting to being at a furry rave just to bring us this video

Memories

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god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

I be like “idc” then have an anxiety attack.

‘song of the summer’ this ‘song of the summer’ that …. carly rae jepsen wrote a MILLION songs of the summer …. #listentowomen

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am