like a sledgehammer to a disco ball

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

Not what he's called.

What?

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

It's okay to have blatant double standards that favor women

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me