guy who sleeps with a hand shoved beneath the waistband of your underwear

do u wanna shotgun bong hits into each other's mouths for 45 mins in a totally not homosexual way?

bring back using your hand to push down on their bladder while you’re eating them out

need to be condescendingly saying “ohhhh i knowwww, sweetheart” while i add another finger and kiss your neck

sorry to bother u but may i have your permission to suck on this dildo pretending it’s you

i'd be so cute handcuffed in ur bed but whatever

i love being the biggest pervert in the room stealth style. no one seems to be able to imagine Me being that big of a pervert, especially when they meet me in person. but trust me. I Am