Can I kin Icarus?

I don’t care that it’s not illegal, it should be

Being an Eridian scientist has to be so funny. You train your entire life as a biologist, becoming specialized in your field, probably giving lectures or educational speeches to other Eridians, and then the star savior Rocky comes home with his weird pet dog. Your job is now to cultivate food so the weird dog who is the age of average baby doesn’t die. The dog also saved the stars. Your job is making dog food out of the dog. You also learn that you and the dog have the same job. You are the happiest scientist on Erid.

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[ID: picture of a store shelf full of pokemon plushies. the pokemon are all from generation 1, organised in pokedex number. all the pokemon from the pokedex starting from bulbasaur ending in golem are on the shelfs. END ID]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty