Can I kin Icarus?

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

He is, however, in the mafia

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

exactly! yes! thank you! patting your head mad sloppy style

Okay I get that we're on a mission to establish an interstellar colony and naming Space Things™ after Greek mythology is a tradition, but did we have to name our colony Atlantis? You know, the civilization known for being destroyed in its entirety? Also, I noticed the colony ships that are taking us there are called Odyssey and Icarus. I'm not superstitious or anything but that seems like a bad idea. Oh there's a third ship, what is it called? Titanic. Of course it does.

Speedrunning bad ship name ideas so when we run out all the good ship names will be successful

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse. Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.

He predates the modern calendar

Real TwT

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club