Just some guy (self diagnosed)

transmascs be like:

on the third day, jesus was coming out of his cave and he was doing just fine

judas: it was only a kiss, how did it end up like this

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

surgeons before they put you under anesthetic

if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier 

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

They were what now?

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time. They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air

@ evolution turn on your location I just wanna talk

Blocked

Parried

life gets so much better when you realize that there are no rules. you don’t have to get your license at 16 if you don’t want to. you don’t have to date anyone in your teen years if you don’t want to. you don’t have to move out in your early 20s if you don’t want to. you don’t need to go to any social gathering that you’re not in the mood to go to. and you don’t owe anyone an explanation. sometimes you don’t wanna do something just because you... don’t wanna do it. that’s it. live your life how you wanna live it.