Willow

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

if I get murdered or something and there's a documentary about it and people talk about how I used to "light up the room" know that they are lying. I have never lit up a room. I don't even like turning lights on. I probably enjoyed being murdered too

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

(trying to vent but has too big of a following to get into any genuinely vulnerable specifics) there is a sadness that overtakes me at times

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

Anything that reminds me of anything makes me wanna throw up

its been said so many times before but i absolutely adore the fact that here on tumblr.com you can follow the most incredible artists writers etc and then like. they follow you back because you're Good At Reblogging. probably my favourite thing ever