i am your late night tv addiction,

all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.

god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

Sometimes the old Turkish lady making your sushi at the grocery store is actually a chemical engineer who left her prestigious job behind for her daughter who got a full ride scholarship to an American university and so moved here and couldn't get an engineering job in the new country. Some people just have a deep backstory and you never know

I once saw someone try to suggest a male counterpart to misogyny should be called "androgyny"

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

we're abolishing gender! in the future people will just be referred to as AMAB or AFAB, no need for gender at all! 😀

this is a progressive stance, you see, because AMAB and AFAB are different words from "man" and "woman." we're leaving such outdated concepts behind!

no no no it's not "misgendering you." it doesn't refer to your gender, it refers to the sex you were assigned. that way we don't need gender anymore! you can just throw that old thing away

now there's only two categories: AMABS and AFABS! so much simpler! what? no I didn't say there's only two genders. these aren't genders they're categories. this is progress we're making progress

you want to change your assignment? because of what, your gender? no you don't need one of those, I said to get rid of it