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boris accepts and appreciates the boris fanart
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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boris has brought you a pool noodle
fearsome
boris accepts and appreciates the boris fanart

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I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL
We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
whadda
@tazerpagan did an experiment and tried copy/pasting and submitting to blaze again and it worked. So, just goes to show blaze has… inconsistent moderation to say the least.
Science side of Tumblr lives
To be fair with what images have and have not been removed from tumblr for violating community guidelines i think everything tumblr does is random
i love when you're talking to someone who's not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day
one time i was talking to some guy and he was like "haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?" and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences
omw to go sit in your pool
this is why kennedy space center had to install fancy outward-curving fences around the launchpad, bc gators climbing over regular fences and getting on the launchpad could be very dangerous
I'd like to think that the "STOP 🛑" sign is also for the gators.
friendship lives in the boy that sits next to me passing me a pen with the presence checklist in every class without even asking bc he knows i always forget to bring one
friendship lives in “where are u” and “text me when u get home” and “i’m waiting for u” text messages
friendship lives in “this reminded me of you” and “i saved you a seat” and “i saved some of my candy for you” and “look! that’s your favorite!” and “do you wanna talk about it?” and “let’s go do something” and “i missed you” and “you make me laugh” and “you are light” and “i never want to live in a world without you”
i just find it really beautiful that people show love and care through both the tiniest of gestures and the biggest of declarations. i find it really beautiful that people show love and care everywhere
😭😭😭💞

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fun fact if you refer to children as "things" and use "it" when referring to children and are happy to see children cry and get hurt im stealing something from your house
"what did he think was going to happen" i dont know considering the fact that this four year old boy literally cannot properly comprehend consequence
"and NOW she's acting like a victim *laughing emoji*" this six year old girl doesn't know anything about the world let alone how to process her emotions
like these are literal CHILDREN. they don't know shit about anything. hop off this cruel and edgy "i hate kids" train and go see a shrink asshole.
Oh my fucking god, this. So much this.
I’ve had to fucking explain this to parents. Why can’t the baby stop crying? Because that’s the only way the baby knows how to communicate -- they’re trying to tell you something. Why is this child acting like the world is ending because they lost their favorite toy? Because they’ve never experienced loss before -- this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to them in their lives
Children have all the emotional capacity of adults and none of the experience in learning how to cope with it. A knee scraped for the first time is the worst pain a child has ever felt. Not getting to go to the park is the greatest injustice ever.
They’re responding proportionally to the event from their life perspective. Children actually don’t over react, like ever. They just feel everything so much and have so little reference to weigh it against.
annabeth 💙
my bf and I have the same fucking brain
Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.
question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts
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i love cheating on exams i love abortion i love autism i love “unhealthy” food i love vaccines and ugly clothes and sex changes amen
i love not giving half a shit about calorie counts i love fucked up fashion choices and super bright socks i love permanently altering my body in irreversible ways because i feel like it i love adhd i love wearing masks even when nobody else is i love fucking over the education system. amen.
When I was a (unmedicated, undiagnosed ADHD) kid, like, under 12, my room was a mess all the time. Not shocking.
I struggled keeping it clean.
I struggled getting it clean.
I would sincerely put in quite a bit of effort and be really proud of the progress I made. Then one of my parents would come check and see how I was doing.
"Well, you've still got a long way to go."
That sentence. I was like, 11 when my parents were saying that to me. It was crushing. All my pride and satisfaction with my work was completely gone. All my effort was worthless to them. All they saw what everything I didn't do.
At the age of ELEVEN, I knew that wasn't right. That wasn't fair. I swore to myself I would never invalidate someone's work like that.
Now, at 30, I catch myself thinking 'I cleaned up, but my apartment is still so messy.' and I flashback to standing in my bedroom as a child, hearing those fucking words from my parents.
'No. I wouldn't invalidate someone else's work. I'm not going to invalidate my own. I did good. I made progress.' and I'll list the things that I DID get done to myself.
You deserve credit for all the progress you make.
You deserve credit for all the work you do.
It doesn't matter how much work you have left.
What you accomplish, no matter how small, counts. Even when what you accomplished was taking a day to rest and recharge and give yourself a break.
Never let anyone invalidate your work. Not even you.

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The "My Eyes Are Up Here" hat but with those alien googly eyes bouncing above it
Outfit idea
Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.
is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere
like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but
I like how they just avoid Mongolia
Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.
I like the rat map even better
What is Alberta doing
we are fucking constantly vigilant
Jesus fucking christ, Alberta
had a short discussion on discord about the ongoing trend of people giving birth in voicechat on discord. something along the lines of "i cant imagine my mother telling me years down the line that i was born in The Best App for Gamers voicechat". and i started making a joke about how i was glad i wasnt born in the generation of people naming their kids after fictional characters.
then i remembered i ended up changing my name to a fictional characters name by my own volition. i completely bamboozled myself trying to make a joke.
people are giving birth on discord???
anon I need more information. what the fresh hell are you talking about
had a short discussion on discord about the ongoing trend of people giving birth in voicechat on discord. something along the lines of "i cant imagine my mother telling me years down the line that i was born in The Best App for Gamers voicechat". and i started making a joke about how i was glad i wasnt born in the generation of people naming their kids after fictional characters.
then i remembered i ended up changing my name to a fictional characters name by my own volition. i completely bamboozled myself trying to make a joke.
people are giving birth on discord???
anon I need more information. what the fresh hell are you talking about

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pompeii is closed forever because a volcano threw up
cant wait for this to get to 70k in two days
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Narumitsu Week - Day 5: Opposites
“Even on opposite ends of the world, we are bound together.”