Hi!!!

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

@tazerpagan did an experiment and tried copy/pasting and submitting to blaze again and it worked. So, just goes to show blaze has… inconsistent moderation to say the least.

Science side of Tumblr lives

To be fair with what images have and have not been removed from tumblr for violating community guidelines i think everything tumblr does is random

i love when you're talking to someone who's not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like "haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?" and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

I'd like to think that the "STOP 🛑" sign is also for the gators.

friendship lives in the boy that sits next to me passing me a pen with the presence checklist in every class without even asking bc he knows i always forget to bring one

friendship lives in “where are u” and “text me when u get home” and “i’m waiting for u” text messages

friendship lives in “this reminded me of you” and “i saved you a seat” and “i saved some of my candy for you” and “look! that’s your favorite!” and “do you wanna talk about it?” and “let’s go do something” and “i missed you” and “you make me laugh” and “you are light” and “i never want to live in a world without you”

i just find it really beautiful that people show love and care through both the tiniest of gestures and the biggest of declarations. i find it really beautiful that people show love and care everywhere

fun fact if you refer to children as "things" and use "it" when referring to children and are happy to see children cry and get hurt im stealing something from your house

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

World Heritage Post

i love cheating on exams i love abortion i love autism i love “unhealthy” food i love vaccines and ugly clothes and sex changes amen

i love not giving half a shit about calorie counts i love fucked up fashion choices and super bright socks i love permanently altering my body in irreversible ways because i feel like it i love adhd i love wearing masks even when nobody else is i love fucking over the education system. amen.

The "My Eyes Are Up Here" hat but with those alien googly eyes bouncing above it

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

pompeii is closed forever because a volcano threw up

cant wait for this to get to 70k in two days

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