i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

if :] has a million fans, then i am one of them. if :] has ten fans, then i am one of them. if :] has only one fan then that is me. if :] has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. if the world is against :], then I am against the world.

the horrors persist but my friends write beautiful fanfic

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically