girl who's 2 drinks in: i love you i love you and i love youuu

It's too late Spider-Man I've already aborted every baby in New York City.

wouldst thou like to live deliciously? haha I jest! lest…?

project hail mary is like i'll make you believe that friendship will save the world. i'll make you remember that our society rests on the backs of teachers and scientists. i'll make you see that even the most cowardly can be brave. i'll make you horny for sandra huller. thank you greatest scifi film of the last 10 years

i got a new hairbrush today. diary entry of a girl from 1843. mama says a whole boar was killed to make this for me. think of that, dear journal. a whole boar slain for a little girl such as myself.

why dknt we let the girl who sucks and is bad at everything have a try

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?