it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

by 2036 all boys will realize theyre actually girls and all girls will realize theyre actually boys except ☝️those that realize they are neither. complete transgender world domination

reading comics but the writers are men and the artists are men and the target audience is men and oh god i can’t take this

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

no idea what kissing is about anymore. zero familiarity with the ruleset. if i accidentally suck one of their teeth into my mouth do i get to keep it? would that be rude? what's the meta

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this