Deaf College Dyke

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

Finally some good twitter drama

Ok the meteorologists arguing with this are right though

sorry this is so much better than the dog one 

They all look completely unabashed and unrepentant for their crimes

I think fish tank is showing some regret

seeing mutuals in my notes like yes...i'm entertaining the besties

a good grade in friends is normal to want and possible to achieve

What the everliving hell?

Your not friendly reminder that cops stole more monetary value then all burglaries in 2020, and that is only dwarfed by time theft by American businesses.

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

That last comment was my EXACT thought.

I am obsessed with the theological implications of this

anyway did i ever tell you guys about how I owe my life to an enderman when playing minecraft

In case you don't know, this literally happened in Brazil. One of the first fatal victims of COVID-19 was the maid of an upper-class woman who had just arrived from Italy and knew she had the symptoms.