TRUE DANDY OF POP

had really spicy indian food last night + for breakfast i had yogurt and coffee and high fiber cereal so lets just say. yikes.

Amy brookheimer u are the love of my lifeeeee

francoisssss

we all have that one friend who does not play about dry food

ok bc it doesnt really matter so long as i live alone my kitty’s government name is officially Exene 🫡 send your monogrammed gifts accordingly

Its so awk bc all the terraces on my floor are just like one continuous concrete slab w fences between each unit and now that its nice im just like smoking weed alone every single night and my next door neighbor is coming out now w her bf and im like hi sorry to block this fantastic view of manhattan also sorry for never speaking to you

now that im planning on breaking up w him i can tell u about how for some unknowable reason he would sooner throw a used condom on the floor than walk ten paces to a trash can and he thought i was weird for pointing this out