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Goals basically.

THE COKE ON THE TABLE 💀

haven't known patricia widow's bay for very long but i fear we have another character of all time on our hands

#what if you were a final girl and everyone hated you for it#i stand with my strange and off putting 40ish year old woman she's everything to me#SHES SO GREAT (via @cc-cowboy )

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

when I’m checking out at the register and the cashier is clearly having a horrible day, I feel like I am under so much pressure to speak soooo gently and pleasantly. like I am handling a skittish and traumatized horse. here I am offering my credit card so efficiently. here is an apple from my palm

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

they got married btw