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*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

i think NYC would really benefit from having a giant mythical bird that lived here. maybe roosting on the empire state building. or maybe one in each borough. something along those lines. pokemon

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think