nursey you saucy bitch

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

Hi check please fandom I just realized that in our day and age of 2026 with how the food and supliment industry has evolved bitty would be making protein pies for jack. And I would like to discuss that

I feel like publicly he would be vehemently against them but privately has been driven up multiple walls trying to figure out how the hell jack expects him to make a fucking protein apple pie. Jack just maybe likes listening to bitty rant about the grit of the powders while he drinks his protein shake.

But I think the main point I'd like to make is that he'd at least try once. Even if he's vehemently against it it'd worm its way into his brain and jack would find him at 4 am covered in protein powder after a stressful week looking slightly like a mad scientist crossed with a feral raccoon that got into a gym bros trashcan

And that's how we get Bittys Better Booty Boosters

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

OMG, I'm watching a video about this, and it's even weirder. That wasn't even a friend, it was a rando who saw her tiktok talking about the concept and randomly emails her this AI-generated book. That's even weirder.

And then when she says she doesn't like it, and several NYT BESTSELLING AUTHORS who all happen to be women all explain to him why he's in the wrong, he talks down to them and doubles and triples and quadruples down. But then the moment the woman's husband gets involved, he immediately apologizes to "him and his wife." Just breathtaking levels of misogyny.

He was talking about releasing the shit he generated with the idea he STOLE FROM HER for free if she continued not responding to him, and then acted like she was being insane when she clarified that she didn't respond on purpose 😭😭😭 What goes through these people's heads!!!!!!!!!

Something profoundly wrong with this dude and yet he's incapable of noticing.

More black princesses, more black fairies, more black mermaids, more black girls doing all the things, for fucks sake

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…