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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Jules of Nature
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

JBB: An Artblog!
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Product Placement
One Nice Bug Per Day
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we're not kids anymore.
$LAYYYTER
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Today's Document
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Today we remember the 49 lives lost and countless others forever changed on June 12, 2016, at Pulse nightclub in Orlando. What was meant to be a night of joy, music, and pride became one of unimaginable tragedy.
We honor the memory of those we lost—most of them young, queer, and Latinx—and we stand with the survivors, the families, and the community still healing.
Let this day be a reminder: queer joy is powerful, queer spaces are sacred, and love must always outshine hate.
His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.
"True southerner Eric Bittle getting engaged straight out of college-" Incorrect. True southerners get engaged IN college and get married the second they graduate. I actually think a lot of restraint was shown on both sides and they should be commended for it.

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is that simple task bothering you queen
lifes so hard
With my birthday soon, thinkin about the passage of time.
Comic artist StupidTwink said it well "it does suck we dont have enough actual old women to call trans elders that we have to resort to using it on women who are not yet middle-aged"
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I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy
Homosexuality occurs in most animal species, from insects to mammals, and it is more common amongst males. But how could homosexual behaviou

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Love that while online fandom in general is having a weird meltdown about the morality of enjoying anything darker than sanitized fluff in fiction, the Danny Phantom fandom is still sitting in the corner 16 years after the show ended with a blankie and cocoa and their 10,000th deep-fanon supertorture cannibalism vivisection psychological horror fic
Actually, I think it's important to know the Danny Phantom fandom did have a problem with what we would now call 'Antis', in 2007-2009. They were led by the owner and admin of a major fan forum, and her most frequent targets were anyone who shipped queer pairings. (This was primarily m/m fics, the trans!headcanons had yet to be a major thing and f/f and polyship fics were almost nonexistant.) She was at least casually supported in this cause by Butch Hartman, as she was also the admin for his official forums, and actively thought she was doing this to his wishes. (Likelyhood: 90%, BH is an ass. But I never saw proof he knew the extent she took it to.
The Phandom has survived in spite of all this, and Butch Hartman, and it's actively a part of why it still embraces all the 'darker' sides, because we learned.
Everyone who supported her left, after one too many arguments over it all.
Every time I see an anti-shipper, I raise my eyebrows. Because it didn't, with this woman, start with queer pairings - for her it started with adult/child pairings, and others. But it very quickly became -No, we can't let the kids ship Dash/Danny! We can't let them even *contemplate* Paulina/Sam! No, Danielle isn't trans, why would you think that?? We have to protect the kids, or else they'll think being queer is okay!
Modern Phandom will embrace your right to write anything you throw at them, because they've already seen where it ends - and they're here in spite of that.
For the record, my commentary above is the reason why that if you are a person who starts talking about 'problematic ships' and you're in my fandom spaces, I'm blocking you.
Especially if you find the 'ships' problematic but are A-okay with all levels of gore and violence towards the very same characters. Sure, Jan.
This started off as tags but, you know what? It's important to the Phandom as a whole because this is a problem with Phandom that we should look at critically.
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they killed him for this
Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??
Vote for me and I will make werewolves real
Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality
Bottom scientists as well
Superman: thanks everyone for turning out today. before we get started I'd like to give y'all a quick run down of-
Superman: ........Billy. are you wearing a Shazam t-shirt?
Billy, wearing a Shazam t-shirt: yeah, and?
Superman: why are you
Superman: why??
Billy: because it's hilarious?
Superman: you realise we're supposed to be incognito today?
Billy: ...I'm sorry, are you suggesting someone might see me walking around and be like 'oh hey, that kid's wearing a Shazam shirt, maybe he's the real actual Shazam?'
Superman: look just turn it inside out or something
Flash: that's a pretty sweet shirt though, where'd you get it?
Billy: oh um my foster brother gave it to me, I don't know where he bought it
Superman: why would he give you a shirt with your own symbol on it
Billy: why am I the only one here who gets how funny this is
15k notes in and I'm delighted to be the first to tell you that this is such an omniversal Billy Batsonism
that this joke (/subtle marketing ploy) has been going on since the 1940s

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Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)
The Screenshot (2014)
The Reblog (2014)
Bahahahaha love this
The Unnecessary Comment (2014)
The Revival (2026)
This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life ðŸ˜
Truth xD
This is literally me as a kid. Dad used to have the responsibility of giving out the well reports that came in on the friday night to anyone who phoned for the rest of the weekend. The problem was, on saturday mornings, he was doing the food shopping, so I was given a list of approved callers and he’d leave the well report figures by the phone.
Theoretically I was just supposed to list off the numbers. Except. Very early I started parsing the figures and give my own analysis. Apparently engineers and geophysicists got a bit freaked out by a ten year old going ‘It’s not that good, the flow’s really slow compared to last week, and there’s gas pockets really screwing up the flow in the east pipe judging by the pressure report.’
Dad still got that yelled at him at conferences: ‘This is the fucker who used child labour to do well analysis!’
‘Was it wrong?’
‘That’s the not the point!’
We found him- the 20 year old with 10 years experience