nursey you saucy bitch

ordered a burger AMA

we’re dating now btw

I’m so happy for you and the burger

no world cup will ever be the 2010 world cup and thats opinion based solely on the songs waka waka (this time for africa) and wavin flags

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

I remember it because Starboard has an R in it. (Now, I hear some of you saying “port also has an R in it” to which I say, get your own mnemonic)

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

[image description: a photo of Hailee Steinfeld and Michael B Jordan on the set of Sinners. they're both covered in blood, smiling at the camera, holding up peace signs. end id]

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

"True southerner Eric Bittle getting engaged straight out of college-" Incorrect. True southerners get engaged IN college and get married the second they graduate. I actually think a lot of restraint was shown on both sides and they should be commended for it.

is that simple task bothering you queen

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy