So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

the cruelty these actors had to endure is immeasurable

just overheard someone on the bus saying her favorite animated character is “sullivan from monsters inc.” SULLIVAN?? what exactly is the nature of your relationship with this man???

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

as an american i literally love to eat hamburger drink huge beverage and purchase rock and roll disk. it's all true...

new rule is you aren't allowed to say you like dilfs if you insult guys who are balding/have a receding hairlines or are fat. if by "dilf" you mean "30 year old" gtfo. how are you gonna claim to like older men and then get upset when they aren't the airbrushed version of age you wanted? us real dadfuckers will smooch his bald head

I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known

portrait of a lady on pfizer