𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖛𝖆 𝖇𝖔𝖌𝖚!

so im homophobic and transphobic and h8 pocs (albanians)

its actually so fucked up beyond belief being 10kgs overweight. i don't think ive ever felt this way before. it feels like it's distributed pretty evenly but thusly everything sucks

Chinese water torture but make it fun

sleep when the baby sleeps? how about i just eat sugar and kill myself instead

i wish i could say having a baby freed me from the Internet addiction but worse. it made me a redditor. i cant enjoy anything funny on the internet it has to be a fact checked informational about baby things. oh well at least my body is starting to feel human again

pls enbolden me to live in a random place faraway from the cities. they're burning our cities. i want to take my 3mo baby girl out for a walk and she cries from the polluted air. we hurry back home when we notice the literal cloud of black smoke. they're setting landfills, forests and recently today A PLASTIC FACTORY on fire. i want to fucking cry and kms and kill everyone for putting my child through this. she's still coughing

The crying virus, or wailing bug. It makes you cry non stop until you pass from exhaustion. There is only one cure You must go into the wilderness at night, somewhere completely surrounded by trees, and use a thick blindfold. You need to find absolute darkness, less won't cut it. And stay there, the crying will stop.

my 6yo nephew met my baby yesterday he was so sweet to her and when we were leaving he told her "remember baby the world is so big!!" what a profound little man i wish they lived here instead of having moved to UK and visiting biyearly :'(((