Alarm cock is this anything

they call it a rooster i think

i wish i was a real person i can’t believe im going to die having never been a real person

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

rb to explode

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

Where was it before?

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

Wh

What the fuck

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up