i do not exist

I'm on the information superhighway getting road head

im a protected species you fucking asshole

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

Real misandry has never been tried

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water