take me to wonderland

did anybody else get the slut autism

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

by talos this cant be happening

Can’t get this on any other social media

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

They're raising the price of butter and eggs to make me kill myself again but I won't fall for that twice

If your goal is to normalize gender-nonconformity you’re gonna have to accept that some people will fuck with gender as hard as they can while still being unequivocally, 100% cis and that is okay. There’s no egg to crack or callout to write. This is a good thing actually.

Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark

trying to keep my tote bag on my shoulder while wearing a winter coat…I understand Sisyphus

go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!

2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule

reblog this with your sign and preferred sleep schedule

#1 thing i have learned from this post? aquarius are fucking DISASTERS

i miss the math that was like x+9=18 like yea girl its 9

God forbid women do anything