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{Jun who was touring the farm curiously watches as a sweaty R/n feels the front of her shirt and gets a weird look on her face and reaches down her shirt. and pulled out a Cheeto, R/n then not so subtly looks around before proceeding to eat said sweaty Cheeto...]

Jun, grimaces: Yeah...She's really something.

Riley: What’s what?

Jun: You got a little spot on your neck... why's it glowing like the scar on my wrist?

Edo, squinting: That ...Kinda looks like a hickey actually.

[Riley blushes and slaps a hand on her neck as she look at Blue Cop who awkwardly averts his eyes.]

Riley: But it’s not. It’s not a hickey, right Blue Cop?! Cause that would be wildly inappropriate for the customers to see. *chuckles nervously* Blue Cop, did you give me a hickey?!

Blue Cop: No. I didn’t. I gave you a half hickey cause we haven’t had the time or the privacy for me to give you a full one.

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R/n: Bloodwing. I love you, but there's limits to how far that love goes. trying to make me drink a mystery chemical is one of those limits.

Bloodwing: It's safe just try it-

R/n: How do you know that, have you tested it?

Bloodwing: Well, not on a human, but the artificial creature I created seems to have a positive reaction to it...

R/n: I'm not a lab grown blob though, Bloodwing.

Bloodwing: Both your gene make ups are actually quite close enough...

R/n: And You can put icing on a bagel but that doesn't make it a doughnut.

Mega Ambler: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Bloodwing has an engineered monster locked up in a lab somewhere?

Bloodwing and R/n: Not now, Ambler.

[Buster Gallon is trying to convince R/n to use some of his homemade toys on her in bed.]

Buster Gallon, holding a bumpy green cylinder that was glowing: C'mon, they're totally safe you can trust me!

R/n: I can also trust my doctor, but that doesn't give them automatic permission to do experimental procedures on me...

(their form of giving kisses, I'd like to think it feels a little ticklish like the little static shocks you'd get from running your hand over an old TV screen after it's been turned off.)

First it was Blue Cop which is understandable since he's her boyfriend, but then it was Black Hook, followed by a very eager Fleta Z, Dexter and a very hesitant Red Blitz.

This time it was Blastrain who approached her, Riley watched as he looked down for a moment hummed inquisitively while rubbing his chin before lightly his pressing his faceplate to her forehead.]

Riley: Okay, yer like the sixth bot to do that today, what gives?

Blastrain: I'm just doing what your shirt says.

Riley: My shirt? What?...*looks down, eyes widen* Oh!

(She wearing a green and white Baseball-tee that says 'Kiss me, I'm Irish!')

Riley: Excuse me a moment.

[Riley goes to the Scrapyard PA.]

Riley: Attention all Cardbots, please stop tryin' to kiss me; my shirt is a joke, it's not meant to be taken literally, it's not like mistletoe. Thank you.

Delivery driver: So what are you doing after work later.

R/n, doesn't realize he's hitting on her: I'm probably going to the library, I got a chemistry test coming up...

Delivery driver, assuming she means college: Oh, you're still in school, which one?

R/n: Our lady of perpetual sorrow.

Delivery driver: Er...I haven't heard of that one, is it new?

R/n: What are you talking about? it's the old catholic high school on-

[The dude recoils in horror as if R/n suddenly burst into flames]

Delivery driver: High school?! You're in high school?!...

R/n: Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing, I'm repeating grade 12 because..

[The dude was panicking and didn't hear a word R/n was saying.]

Delivery Driver: Crap... Y'know what? Forget this conversation ever happened! *runs off*

R/n: Okay?

[later, R/n and her boyfriend are getting to go home when the realization hits her.]

R/n: Oh crap, I think he was asking me out?

Red Blitz: Who was?

R/n: That new guy I was telling you about; the blond delivery driver? I guess he doesn't know I'm 19, 'cos when I told him I was in high school he freaked out, he probably thinks I'm underage. *chuckles* It's kind of funny actually.

[Red Blitz's eyes narrowed and he turned his attention towards the post office just as said driver was leaving the building, Red Blitz lets out a growl and starts driving towards the blond.]

Red Blitz, transforms and glowers at the human: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Delivery Driver: Oh shit! *runs away*

R/n stares in disbelief: ...

Shoutmon: We took a few hits from our bong and went for a walk in the woods, it was fun.

Rachel: Until we heard the loud noises and lights moving around, so we hid in the bushes until it went away.