abundant and strange

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

'i could fix him' well he's already in my wood chipper

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore