the truth is out there

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

he let me hit because i knew well enough

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

"ingredients you can pronounce" learn phonics. coward.

why don't you calm down and look up the little auk

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

Every Noah Kahan song is just some guy on a guitar until the one time you hear it and it unlocks something deep inside and after that it becomes deeply personally important to you. But all the other Noah Kahan songs are still just some guy on a guitar until the same thing happens with them.

at the 2001 Rock For Choice benefit concert

honestly fucking iconic. She got soooooo much hate for it at the time!

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

we need to start handing out raven cycle paperbacks on college campuses and in random parking lots like they're bibles or pocket constitutions

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be weird about tv