im thinking itll all work out

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

if both teams in the final failed to beat you in 90min you should be crowned the honorary world cup champion. congratulations cabo verde 🥳

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

unrestrained summer fun

🦠 #my crobe

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

british prime ministers have the logevity of an average pet hamster

I wonder if the milkman’s wife knows exactly what she’s getting into when she agrees to marry him

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

happy one year of this post. and from the bottom of my heart. i did not know what i wrought

call that attending an Executive Function

whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday