it's sir, actually☝️

imagine being a mom of a kid in karting and one day your kid is gone and also your husband is gone and it turns out your husband took your kid to europe without telling you and just. left him there

toto is so invested in project youngest wdc that it makes him look silly

U guys are like Tumblr users to me

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

writing a canon divergent fix-it fic while also shaking my head to show that i actually really like the canon's tragic narrative and am not trying to say i think it would be better if canon was like this

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

is that new ferrari sim video just lewis putting in the fastest lap and then getting bored immediately and doing little toothpick tricks, while everyone else tries and fails to beat his time 😭

The fact that true love’s kiss and a confession of love doesn’t work on MJ, who despite everything she’s seen remains a grounded, skeptical mind—but a shared handshake still lives in Ned’s heart, because for all his intellect, he is still always seeking the magic of a situation. Two sides of an essential coin to balance Peter, who is both optimism and reality at this point of his story. Two kinds of love, one designed to slowly burn until it can keep them warm, the other designed to snap right back where they left off. Both powerful, both essential. You are Spider-Man. You are Peter Parker. You are balanced, at last.