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once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

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is this the ORIGINAL?!???

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary