broke girlie

Oh to enjoy that one you want to listen to "Hypnotized by a bimbo!"

Oh to enjoy that one you NEED to listen to "Brain go Bye Bye!"

Oh to enjoy that one, you should listen to "Good Bimbo Toy!"

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

If she dies then well that kinda just happens sometimes. Send her family a gift basket, a thank you card, and how their daughter died a hero’s death. Do NOT explain in detail how she actually died, that’s not important and they’re in mourning they don’t want to know.

But if she doesn’t die then you get a 68.5% of getting a hardened mech pilot that’ll push her machine to the extremes and be an amazing ace that new recruits will look up to.

However there is also a small, minor 31.5% she becomes too delusioned to the horrors of war and starts killing everyone in an attempt to bring “peace and prosperity” and to quiet the “voices” in her head that probably aren’t real and she’s just having a horribly prolonged psychological breakdown.

the s25+!

let's peel back the charging coil..

there! now we can get a better look! but the speakers are still kinda in the way hm?

that's better! now we can have a good look inside! now let's get rid of the cables and remove the board

and now a closer look at her brain and eyes

sometimes, “doll” like comfort object, brought everywhere and snuggled with every night.

sometimes, “doll” like plaything, teasing and moving and using to see how many fun noises it can make.

sometimes, “doll” like collectible, dressed-up and kept pristine and still on a shelf.

sometimes, “doll” like servant, fulfilling your every need with no regard for my own desires.

sometimes, “doll” like sex toy, just a body for you to throw around and use how you like.