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There are some autistic people who don't like being touched by anyone, just like there are some neurotypical people who don't like being touched by anyone. But it seems to you like they all hate being touched only because those who want to be touched wouldn't want you to be the one touching them.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

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Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

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Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

I have no idea what “Fire on the mountain run boys run/The Devil's in the house of the rising sun/Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough/Granny does your dog bite no child no” means and at this point I’m too scared to ask.

Mountain Whippoorwill (aka How Hillbilly Jim Won the Great Fiddler's Prize)

but Johnny wins because the contest is about being the best fiddler. the song uses these lines mentioned above as a shorthand for saying that Johnny is playing these songs. Johnny launches into a set of the most popular songs, played well, and that's what gives him his big win. A good fiddler knows all the hits, and can read the room to know what to play next. The Devil loses because he completely fails to read the room, and doesn't know the right songs.

Let's kill this guy with mama.

For a more illustrative example, say you go to the movies with a friend and you buy them popcorn, do you expect them at some point to send you money back via cash or through an app of some kind? Will you be upset if they don’t?

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago

Also, the official Guinness World Record for tallest mule was a dude named Apollo, who was the same height but weighed in at 100lbs heavier.

"This should have been an opportunity to show the world that global sports, public art, and environmental stewardship can stand together," he said. "Instead, a landmark was painted over. We want to do our part to make sure that what happened here does not become the standard for how public art is treated in cities across America."

the best colors ever actually

for those gradient enjoyers

I was enjoying the gradient until I read the image ID and realised I'm not seeing the correct gradients