The Space Thats In Between Insane And Insecure

Yeah like in the case of this all timer

imagine losing six games in a row then filming a podcast gazing lovingly across the three feet between your separate double twin beds in the hotel room you still insist on sharing with your coworker, then a few days later, getting stopped by a crazy old lady in the hallway of a new york city sports bar while trying to take a piss on an evening walk with that same coworker, before your fully platonic candlelit dinner at famous exclusive date spot carbone that you booked months in advance, and within 20 seconds she asks if you’re single then unpromptedly calls you bisexual in front of god and her 300k tiktok followers, and then the next day your coworker gets a hat trick and you score the ot winner off his assist and you finally win a game and when you get back to the locker room this is the first thing you hear: