The Space Thats In Between Insane And Insecure

BORING! BANAL! PREDICTABLE! CLICHÉ! AND WORST OF ALL… PROFOUNDLY UNCHIC!

list of people i think will smith hockey has fucked and when

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

#ConnorBedardToTheMontrealCanadiens

this is literally just hockey

rent lowering post of will wearing american flag speedos sitting spread eagle in voters lap and getting his feet washed by gabe while leno stands three feet to the side looking vaguely photoshopped in and the worst morgan wallen song you’ve ever heard plays in the background is dropping in t-25 hours

alternatively, a rent highering post of will announcing his polycule with matty b and a 6’5” 42 year old swedish investment banker at known lgbt ally big dave’s inclusive vegan strega 4th of july queer hangout event and feminist bookstore