Drifting away

me n the mutual im parasocial abt

can i drool on it through ur underwear yes or no

"Getting kidnapped and brainwashed isent thearpy" hey atleast try it before you complain about it.

So remember that one time I said I love hypnokink because it's like the best?? That's still true and it will always be my bestest, most favouritist kink.

It’s self evident

please be perverted about me in these trying times

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

(flirtatiously) yeah, you can get me as high as you want.

youll click it right? put your cursor over the button and click it! click it and log out of tumblr!

your mouth's looking so empty today, cutie! that's right, just relax and drool around my fingers and I'll fit it up soo nicely for you, I promise

Princesses are cute when they cry, therefore making princesses cry increases the cuteness in the world, therefore bullying princesses is a noble and righteous endeavor ^_^

that doesn't count because princesses are always cute + bullying them is ten times uncuter so it's a net loss

i want to be a slut in office attire. someone give me an office job despite my lack of experience ill literally suck you off in the bathroom between meetings

i dont think girls appreciate my avant-garde approach to sexting

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

hearts my pupils at you

reblog if I can bite your neck while I cum