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Current number of unposted confessions (roughly): 350

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Number of confessions posted daily: 12 - 30+, depending on my schedule. 69 on character appreciation days, every other Thursday.

The first mod drinking game video is out! Watch it here!

Why?

It is with a heavy heart that I must admit, this blog does not really reflect my interests anymore. BG3 will always have a special place in my heart, but my hyperfixation has faded, and what was once a labor of love has become just a labor. I have a lot going on in my life, and my energy needs to be focused on real life now instead. This experience has been interesting, and I'm happy so many people had so much fun with it- friendships were forged, laughs were had, self discoveries were made- all fun stuff! And I will always cherish that part of it, and appreciate all the support and enthusiasm my followers had in keeping this a positive and compassionate community space.

What will happen with the blog now?

For now, the blog is going to be inactive indefinitely. There is a slight chance I will resume my duties someday, but I doubt it. I am open to a worthy successor I could hand the torch off to- if someone wants to become admin of this blog, I might consider that. If someone wants to start their own blog from scratch, I'm happy to donate my screenshot files to give them a head start. I would also consider giving them the unposted confessions I have left, although I'm not sure if you all would be comfortable with them being posted on a different blog? I'm also happy to give pointers and insight on what works and doesn't work with running a blog like this. If someone is interested, feel free to dm @bananastarion . If no one wants to take the helm, I might post the remaining confessions in text form just so they still get to be seen.

What about the discord community?

Since that takes less effort to run, the discord community will remain, but it will remain private.

And with that, I'm sorry to ruin the fun out of the blue like this, it definitely wasn't an easy decision to make. I'm sorry I never got around to implementing all the plans and activities I had in store for you. But this is the right decision for me. I hope we can respect and understand that. So long folks, even if this blog doesn't continue, the spirit of it remains burning bright in all of you throughout the fandom. Keep on being yourselves and let that freak flag fly. The blog will remain as an archive for a little slice of time when people from all around the world came together to uh... come together.

For ladies' night I just wanted to express my raging lesbianism

I'm obsessed with the idea of Jaheira being dominate towards me.

I can't help but imagine her overtop of me. I dislike eye contact but I feel like she would make it okay. I feel like she would be gentle but at the same time do whatever she has to in order to please me. I imagine her nursing me through every climax, peppering me with kisses.

Bg3 has changed my sexuality for good i think. Ive been getting the most random boners and flustered over stuff id never imagine getting horny over.

Like Ketheric getting axed in the chest. Me, the guy too squeamish to even listen to the narrator during the Volo lobotomy, instantly horny at THAT? What happened!?

You'd ask Halsin for some pet play and he'd go full Responsible Dog Owner on you, I just know it. No collar, because what if you tug on your leash, well-fitted harness is much better ergonomically. The importance of varied diet, with good ratio of meat to green, no kibble of course, it's less nutritionally dense and less enriching. The weird dog puzzle things that you have to solve to get a treat and the games where you have to search for treats by smell, because they are good for enrichment and development. Extra rugs over wood and tiles floors for better balance and temperature. Long walks with time for some active games. Specialty treats that are good for teeth.

You know how every so often there seems to be a person who attracts people regardless of sexuality. I think Karlach is one of these people.

For example, a lot of straight men admit that they would make an exception for Ry@n Reyno1ds.

I think Karlach is the female equivalent. She's the exception for a lot of people, not everyone, but more so than the other companions.