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Violet: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Xaden a little bit- Rhiannon, holding Violet’s notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Violet: No, that's our joint tombstone. Rhiannon: My mistake.

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ardri-na-bpiteog

Physically, I may be here. But mentally I am in a small coastal village in New England, it's late afternoon in autumn and I am wearing a flannel and drinking apple cider. I'm sitting on my back porch, surrounded by trees, and the only sound is the faint sound of the waves crashing onto the shore in the distance.

kvothes

so true

lesbianredpanda

Official Wednesday post

westiec

It's Tuesday

shopwitchvamp

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

pliablehead

'you can smoke whatever drugs you want idgaf' and 'apartment building etiquette is such that i should not be able to instantly smell your rank-ass weed stank through our shared wall' are two sentiments that can both be true

panda-escapades

pseudophan

dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)

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complete-clownery

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

complete-clownery

my boy

complete-clownery

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

sophsun1

Only Murders in the Building – 5.06: Flatbush

trowelsanddirt

by will mcphail

the-catto

iT’s fUnY beCAusE mEn aRE DumB

addictedtocaring

No dumbass, it’s funny because women are usually left out of these pictures. And most of history. While actually, you know… living full lives and contributing to society. Just like men do. But men are always in the fucking picture.

This isn’t a comic about men being dumb, it’s a comic about women being forgotten, ignored, and excluded. But you were so ready to be pissed at mean feminists that you took something personally that absolutely wasn’t and got offended by something that wasn’t being said.

cheesyradfem

The artist was a man but women still got blamed for the “misandrist joke” by a redpiller calling himself a “big dick americhad“

she-volution-deactivated2022052

i love this dude he’s made a bunch of other ‘misandrist jokes’ as well

shotofchinaco

Not to go too off-topic but just want to remind everyone that Will McPhail also gave us this great one in 2017:

taskmastercaps

[ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. Sitting in a caravan, Fatiha El-Ghorri says, "I painted my whole room when I was a teenager in Batman style. And my mum was very upset 'cause the ceiling was black. And the floor was black, and then the walls were yellow." Later, in the studio, Greg Davies says, "Shall we just have a little chat about the Batman room?" Fatiha replies, "Yeah. Ages ago when I was like 18 or something..." Greg and Alex Horne exclaim together, "18!?" Fatiha says defensively, "And other people had boyfriends and I had Batman, what?" End ID.]

egberts

I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

bibiopic

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stiickleback

ok so yesterday my coworker/friend went to go mop and she saw some little things moving in the mop bucket (don't ask me why there was still water in there because i don't know lol) she looked closer and saw that they were brine shrimp

which is very silly and odd but not quite unexpected because we are aquarists and we have brine shrimp hatching cones that we raise them in to feed our jellies. and sometimes visitors mess with the knobs on the tank and then end up dumping them out (which fills me with RAGE because you can't accidentally do that. you have to be purposefully reaching around the hatching cone so like why the hell are you messing with our stuff but anyways that's not the point) so then we mop them and yeah ok that's how the eggs got into the bucket. but not only have they hatched, they are thriving adults !!!!! and they are thriving so much that some of them even have EGGS!!!!!

ok now here's the kicker

THEY KEEP DYING IN THEIR HATCHING CONES !!!!! SO OUR BATCHES KEEP FAILING!!!!! EVEN WITH THEIR REQUIRED WATER PARAMETERS THEY ARE FAILING.

SO. WHY. THE. HELL. ARE THEY ALIVE IN A MOP BUCKET OF ALL PLACES

so you're telling me that our brine shrimp (that keep dying) that we are dutifully caring for with specific water parameters for maximized hatching etc etc etc are so happy in a Mop Bucket that they are fucking ????? these little shrimps are porking on company time in company supplies ???????

(update: my other friend @plaguedocboi took them home yayyy)

^ the soggy children

edit to add:

no how else are we supposed to get Mop Bucket Shrimp

venom-princess-deactivated20250

apostura

plain text:

you need to be slow maxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48 chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wild life. you need to spend 15 minutes making coffee. you need to breathe in and out. you need to be slowwwwwww

delphinidin4

icemankazansky

Omg y'all Y'ALL

jellyfishdreamofstarlight

3 years ago, I wonder if they have gone through all that rice yet…..

theblehthatbloos

Oh

nosuchthingasaburdenonsociety

There was a day in 2021 this post was on my dashboard three times a page

crabpeach

As an American, when they said truck load I was imagining an 18-wheeler style truck so I’m not too surprised by the final picture. There has to be like 200 - 300 bags of rice on that truck at LEAST. OPs BIL was incredibly lucky he only had to take 23 bags of rice from that thing.

thesaltofcarthage

THE RICE TRUCK STORY HAS PHOTOS

kyotoagnes

One of the most hilarious and descriptive slice of disaster life writing I’ve read

painkillerscoffeeandcathair

Ah, a classic from lockdown.

homunculus-argument

According to old finnish folklore, having a wild animal wander into your house is an omen of death. The bigger the animal, the more imminent the death. A small bird, like a sparrow or a finch, is a sign that someone who lives in the house will die within the year. If the animal that has somehow made its way inside the house is a small mammal like a hedgehog, or a larger bird like an owl or raven, would mean that death is coming to visit in the next few months.

Massive megafauna, like a fully-grown moose or a bear, is a sign that someone will probably die within the next 20 minutes.

rainbow-demoness

This one doesn't get to stay hidden in the replies.

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halcyonbequest

why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

NEVERMIND.

9/11 Heritage Post

Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing

fatmasc

Updated just now with new hand sewing resources (mainly buttonholes) and textbook pdfs on fashion history, fashion illustration, and thinking through designs!

bosstoaster

OP I owe you my life

whatchamacallitz

OP you are the greatest person currently in my life. You beautiful, thoughtful creature.

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