who the fuck is megan

It is really something to have an event branded as a "State Fair" that's so afraid of kitschy Americana. What do you mean it's one Ferris wheel amid a sea of faux marble columns and arches

Past generations of American conservatives went wild for cornpone shit but now they want to imagine that, but also it's skyscrapers and also Greco-Roman (like legitimately, Trump 1.0 legislated that all new federal buildings have to be built in that style). Really they just want the part where everyone was white and Christian and find the rest of it, the actual aesthetics of small town and rural America, cringe

lotta people in the notes of this one proving me 100% correct lmao

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

hi welcome to ocd simulator; there is not a gun in your backpack. but also you should check. also dont go through any metal detectors. but also dont be obvious about it because you have a gun. but also you dont and dont Check because that also makes it seem like you have a gun. no i know you have a tiny cross chest bag. its just a really tiny gun.

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

ooooh daddy i’m squishy for healies

you are excommunicated from the brotherhood of tanks

Not to brag but what a time to be childless