who the fuck is megan

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

before we start posting that july is gay wrath month let’s consider that july is disability pride month first and foremost. the “be gay do crimes” memes can wait

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

if i am not hot for myself, then who will be hot for me? if i am not hot for other jews, then what am I? if not now, when?

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.