all power, no flower

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE PUTTING OFF IMPORTANT TASKS AND LETTING THEM HAUNT ME

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Every time you think it's a given, that there's NO WAY that Red or Yellow could catch up to the other one given the lead, you are wrong. Right down to the wire.

This is some real Mario Party-ass shit.

Now THIS is what would get me into sports betting.

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally