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minotauri

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

blemgoid

yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!

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yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!

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yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!

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yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"

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yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!

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yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!

blemgoid

My dearest companion,

It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.

Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.

The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.

I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.

I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,

Your most obedient and humble servant,

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yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!

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yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly once set off an earthquake detector!

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yo mama so hungry at sea... her belly grumbling can be heard by the fishes whales sharks and amphibiens under the water!

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yo mama so hungry in space... her grumbling belly disturbed an astronaut, a space probe, and even an alien!

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yo mama so hungry... all her meals are gnawed to the bone!

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yo mama so hungry... the bones of her dinner are always chewed and licked clean!

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yo mama so hungry... the beasts that she eats are always picked clean, down to the skeleton!

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yo mama so hungry... she cleans the carcass with the thoroughness normally reserved for the carrion-beetle!

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yo mama so hungry... she sells her leftover bones to the museum, for their skeleton exhibit!

youneedone2

Wild Turkey fight by Ken Phenicie Jr

arkashas

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

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chronophobica

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

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about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

howverychaotic

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

anchovy

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

anchovy

I’m so fucked

creekfiend

WAIT HEATS ARE REAL??? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST AN OMEGAVERSE THING

are you being for real with me right now

toastyglow

stockholm syndrome doesn't exist, except for when you start liking some of the songs that play on your work radio that you would never put in your casual playlists

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unefemmedamnee-deactivated20250

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

mangonetics

I thought we were good as gravy, but you just wanted to get your pey wet

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renousim

give me your most controversial music opinion

empathviv

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

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b0nkcreat

this picture of slimey makes me feel so emotional. i could cry. hes so happy

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