zebra crossing!

My fucking damn daniel machine broke down last night and i dont have enough credits to get it fixed until next month

Being an insane sex pervert is fun until it hits that what turns me on is actually what turns me on and I am like fucked in the head for real

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

I’m not even horny I’m just jerking off for the serotonin at this point

You must jerk off and cry to absolve all of your sin

sometimes all you need is one passionate person who goes berserk for your work to keep you creating

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude

flies towards you loudly and stings you painfully many times for no reason

i dont even want to do this

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight