"evening sun"

I promise you haven't fucked up as badly as you think you have.

More cynical version of this: “Did you actually fuck it up or does someone have a vested interest in making it seem like you did?”

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

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They recorded tinnitus? It's a physical thing?????

doctors need to stop defaulting to the assumption that everyone is just imagining shit.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.

I can't let this pass without reblogging it. I'm so sorry.

Sorry guys, can't not reblog this

I love good news

One more time for the good discharge news in the morning!!

Periodically reblogging the lucky potato because I damn well need it! ❤️

we decided this worked for my wife so maybe it’ll work for me (and my moms teeth lmao Jesus what is life)

COME OOOOOOON POTATO

Can't risk it; clowns'll eat me.

"corsets are a barbaric painful tool of the patriarchy" says the era with sitting down pants and waist trainers and push up bras and brazilian butt lifts and preventative botox and full coverage foundation and no makeup makeup and full body waxing and and and and

Not to mention corsets were not like that, legitimately, historically. They were supportive undergarments for everyday wear. Dramatic tightlacing whatever tf you see in movies was not an everyday thing if ever - more like a rare, rich person thing.