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notice how everyone is horny today

I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me

the language barrier between my brain and everyone else. devastating

notice how everyone is horny today

it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop

it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop

it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop

next year i will be more insane

there is no unlived life or alternative reality where everything went right…. there is only here and now what are you going to do with it

bugs are always getting into something they shouldn't

i think my favourite thing about the greta thunberg vs andrew tate smackdown is she destroyed him with such a quintessentially teenage girl insult. it’s like getting arrested in 2005 because somebody did the u-g-l-y you ain’t got no alibi chant at you

so I recently got this dark magical amulet, and I am,like, obsessed

next year i will be more insane

they should invent a loneliness that’s bearable

at the risk of sounding unbearably american the coke freestyle machine is one of the best inventions of this century