Made me smile

Holy fuck

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

interesting how all that money they dumped into rich people's pockets the other day didn't affect the economy at all. weird how the stock market is still crashing. funny how that works. it's almost like they're all parasites who contribute nothing to society and are happy to watch everything burn as long as their pockets are full

we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half of your memories and make you left handed

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass