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could you lie

why’d you make ur dinner transparent png

So no one saw my ugly table cloth and jury summons

[ID: digital drawing of cat using a laptop and making a crude drawing of a cat in Microsoft Paint. End ID]

Imagine washing up on Dinotopia and getting a talk saying "unfortunately, you can't escape this island! You'll never go home or see your loved ones ever again" & then while you're crying they say "I'm sorry, you'll just have to live on the island of dinosaur communism for the rest of your life" and you look up through your bleary eyes and go. Wait what

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

this pride it is mandatory that everyone is nicer to lesbians. especially trans lesbians

wowww whos that person answering those asks they look really sexy and coool i bet theyre really hot and fun to talk to........

i get so gay off that tim horton’s iced capp

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly