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t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

this is your first fucking post ???? you invented this gimmick blog just for this fucking post ??????????

just thought id give detecting miatas a try, hooboy its tough so far

thats okay buddy we all start somewhere

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because my parents joked so many times about returning me to the child store I decided to void the warranty.

Actually the real reason I transitioned was my dad complained about women in golf so much I knew it was a sure fire way to make him stop trying to teach me golf.

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because I'm really supportive of my wife but I wanted to make shopping for their tampons feel less awkward.

Actually the real reason I transitioned was to prove to a point about the ending of the Scottish play to my 8th grade English teacher.

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because slutty shorts for men went out of style and I couldn't give them up.

Have you considered doing standup comedy?

I prefer to sit.

Well then have you considered sit down comedy?

For sure, every time I stand up for open mic night, they says to me "sit back down."

This feels like a fun alternative to "do you want to know how I got these scars?"

I very much also have scars, but everyone knows I got them in an explosion.

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop