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its so annoying that they dont let you pick your learned behaviourssss when youre a kid. like let me choose my learned behavioursssss omg theyre my behaviourssss

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

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So make sure to thank them!!!!!!!

going to partys not to steal shit but to sneeze on ur fucking tv when u arnt looking

can anyone find the satiric newspaper headline that might have been something other than the onion that was along the lines of “‘This Is More Relevant/Timely Than Ever,’ Says Theater Company About to Put on Oldass Play Worse Than Has Ever Been Done Before”

How they get barack obamma and joe bidden to say this stuff toigether