i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

It takes a brave soul to turn off your alarm and lay back down with your eyes closed. But someone's got to do it

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you