There's a lot of things I am, and dead is not one

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldn’t have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

this site used to be awesome

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere