I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.
I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
Not today Justin

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I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.
I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes
what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president
You bitches really wonβt let me catch a fucking break huh
oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.
like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.
i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??
Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldnβt have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?

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happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 β march 31, 2017)
calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute
the word cutes is autological
2-YEAR CHEDDAR
from GRAFTON VILLAGE
I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that Iβve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar Iβve had many times before. But I couldnβt leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.
As far as cheddars go, Graftonβs 2-year aged isnβt going to shock you. Itβs mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. Itβs got a nice texture. Itβs dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.
So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I donβt think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.
I gotta admit: hot wax isnβt really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and greaseβ¦ it has potential.
this site used to be awesome
it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

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the enemy drank water today. did you?
i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win
*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!
I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes
*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

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Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is
The Essential Worker (heavily implied)
power washes half of you
has anyone noticed the rain in these days is hard as fuck and all in one place or is it jus tme