What If I'm Just a Star, Dreaming That It's Me?

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

i mean it’s not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASN’T been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! it’s creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

This is already happening – one of the softwares used by a museum I work at only lets you talk to a human help agent if you have their premium subscription. It's such bullshit

the fact you are not the only one in these notes saying "no this is already happening; i have to pay money to speak to a representative" is just... really awesome! you said a software used by museums is doing this shit? okay! great! wonderful!! anybody know where i can scream

NO 🙅‍♂️ ELVES 🧝‍♂️ ALLOWED 🥺❌👀 IF YOU'RE KIN 🥴🐉✨AND READY 2️⃣ SIN 😈😽❤️🦖 JOIN THE HIGHEST 💊✈️🍄 GAY 🌈 MUZZLES 🐺 AROUND 🌍🌎🌏 THIS OTHERKIN DAY‼️‼️‼️🤯🐾 SEND 📨 THIS TO 3️⃣6️⃣ OTHERKIN YOU'D 🫵 WANT TO 🌝 GET SHIFTY WITH 😜👻 GET 🔟 BACK 📦😮 AND UR THE GRAND 🐗 OL KIN 👴 WITH THE BIGGEST ⬆️ TAIL 🍑🤑AND FATTEST 🤤PAWS 🐾😍 GET 5️⃣ BACK 💌 AND YOU HAVE A 🤏 SMALL DEWLAP 🐔 AND NO 🧩 GAME 🎮 GET 0️⃣ BACK 📭 AND AWTOK 🏹🥵 WILL CUNT 😮🔫😡 YOU 🫵☠️ TO THE FARTHEST 🚕💨🚓💨 CORNERS 🥐 OF THE MULTIVERSE 🌌🖖

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go