dog with glasses

Thinking about werewolves again

If god didn’t want me to be gay why did he make werewolves so hot

If god didn’t want me to be trans why did she make werewolves so hot

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

foot to head ratio off the charts

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

Tfw you wake up and find that a duende has tied knots in your armpit hair during the night

I legit can’t believe this got zero notes. I figured getting pranked by duendes would be a common experience here on tumblr dot corn

I didn't know it was duendes doing it. Do they also wrap hairs around the skin tags under my arms?

Very possible! They’re mischievous and love pranks. They clip people’s toenails in the night sometimes too

Tfw you wake up and find that a duende has tied knots in your armpit hair during the night

I legit can’t believe this got zero notes. I figured getting pranked by duendes would be a common experience here on tumblr dot corn

How do I make tidal stop asking me to review the app. I have already reviewed the app. I got a popup asking me to rate the app and I gave it 3 stars (I like listening to music but the UI is not very good). In the weeks since, the app has asked me to rate and review it multiple times every day. Sometimes it will prompt the review so much in succession that the app crashes. It interrupts what I’m doing and is so annoying. I have since updated my review to mention this and lowered it to two stars. Then it kept happening. I again updated the review to lower it to one star. Tidal what do you want from me

Just spent half an hour “chatting” with tidal’s customer service ai agent, during which time I was interrupted multiple times by the review prompts I was asking about; the ai recommended looking at settings that don’t exist; the ai recommended looking at settings and then told me those settings wouldn’t have any effect on the issue; the ai told me it’s unlikely any of my messages will ever be seen by a human and it may work without any human oversight; the ai recommended I uninstall and reinstall the app. I tried this and it had no effect. When I told the ai that reinstalling had no effect, it suggested I uninstall and reinstall the app. I was able to submit a support ticket that hopefully will be seen by a real person who has any way to help me at all

From the perspective of an outside observer, it seems as though being a fan of comic books is a form of masochistic torture

Every time The Comic Mutual gets online and liveblogs about reading an issue it's like "I swear to god all these authors need to put in jail I hate this everything hurts but at least there's Scrimblo Jeremy. I don't know how I would do this without Scrimblo Jeremy" and then you look up Scrimblo Jeremy and he's the third cousin twice removed of some iteration of Jason Todd