dog with glasses

Thinking about werewolves again

If god didn’t want me to be gay why did he make werewolves so hot

If god didn’t want me to be trans why did she make werewolves so hot

Tfw you wake up and find that a duende has tied knots in your armpit hair during the night

I legit can’t believe this got zero notes. I figured getting pranked by duendes would be a common experience here on tumblr dot corn

I didn't know it was duendes doing it. Do they also wrap hairs around the skin tags under my arms?

Very possible! They’re mischievous and love pranks. They clip people’s toenails in the night sometimes too

Tfw you wake up and find that a duende has tied knots in your armpit hair during the night

I legit can’t believe this got zero notes. I figured getting pranked by duendes would be a common experience here on tumblr dot corn

How do I make tidal stop asking me to review the app. I have already reviewed the app. I got a popup asking me to rate the app and I gave it 3 stars (I like listening to music but the UI is not very good). In the weeks since, the app has asked me to rate and review it multiple times every day. Sometimes it will prompt the review so much in succession that the app crashes. It interrupts what I’m doing and is so annoying. I have since updated my review to mention this and lowered it to two stars. Then it kept happening. I again updated the review to lower it to one star. Tidal what do you want from me

Just spent half an hour “chatting” with tidal’s customer service ai agent, during which time I was interrupted multiple times by the review prompts I was asking about; the ai recommended looking at settings that don’t exist; the ai recommended looking at settings and then told me those settings wouldn’t have any effect on the issue; the ai told me it’s unlikely any of my messages will ever be seen by a human and it may work without any human oversight; the ai recommended I uninstall and reinstall the app. I tried this and it had no effect. When I told the ai that reinstalling had no effect, it suggested I uninstall and reinstall the app. I was able to submit a support ticket that hopefully will be seen by a real person who has any way to help me at all

From the perspective of an outside observer, it seems as though being a fan of comic books is a form of masochistic torture

Every time The Comic Mutual gets online and liveblogs about reading an issue it's like "I swear to god all these authors need to put in jail I hate this everything hurts but at least there's Scrimblo Jeremy. I don't know how I would do this without Scrimblo Jeremy" and then you look up Scrimblo Jeremy and he's the third cousin twice removed of some iteration of Jason Todd

I cannot get over this song

Remembering when CBS All Access launched and besides Star Trek Disco it only had a random assortment of CBS shows they still owned the rights to, and I opened one soap opera and it immediately tried to load a list of thousands of episodes at once and it crashed the app

Wait so did they release the among us tv show from purgatory AND announce that the app would be ending soon on the same day??? Paramount what is your game plan