What The Hap Is Fuckening?

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

people saying "write what you want to see in the world!" and that's always a good sentiment but this post isn't really about "oh no there's no content for my ship", more the feeling of "i looked up something that i thought was so obvious that surely plenty of more seasoned ao3 perverts would have thought of it already, but apparently i'm the weird one"

Is there a polite way to tell a student to take it easy on the thesaurus? 

alleviate your compulsion to lunge for the tome

I miss when people would photoshop fake inages and make up fake stories from their own brains instead of AI upchucking it

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode