What The Hap Is Fuckening?

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

you could just do shit back then

texas is still like this

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

btw the "women aren't written in a compelling way" argument quickly falls flat when the people who say these things also happen to be fans of MEN who aren't written well. you can argue that its the system which is misogynistic all you want, but drooling over a gimmick-y trope-y male character a second after tells me all i need to know

They call me Liara T’Soni the way I’m in love and obsessed with Commander Shepard to the point of insanity

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

don't worry kitten daddy got it

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up