What The Hap Is Fuckening?

I love you weird fanfiction. I love you unpopular kink. I love you unsanitized sex scenes. I love you fics that the mean girls make fun of on twitter. I love you monster fucking. I love you daddy kinks and foot fetishes and water sports. I love you stories about complex human emotions and bad choices with no consequences and characters hurting each other. I love you threesomes or polycules. I love you rare pairs. I love you furry art. I love you dark fantasies. I love you kink that’s so specific and self indulgent it was clearly written just for the person writing it. I love you ships that people think you shouldn’t be allowed to ship. I love you anyone who has the courage to put their art into a public space when that art is weird, or dark, or taboo, or something that will be considered unacceptable by the puritanical fandom police.

Could it be more queer?

(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now