Things Sting Should Sing

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

oh hey I have a thing like that last one that I like to do sometimes, but I do it lying down in bed. it's a very satisfying pop/shift in my hips/lower back, but doesn't always work. maybe I will try his version and see if it is more effective for me

I just wrote 8 pages when I haven't written in months and was beginning to think I'd never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more

8 pages you say

it’s called foreplay because we are playinggg yayyy

Pisses me off soooo bad that dudes still act like TME means transmasculine. It is such willful ignorance at this point. You have to be purposefully talking over trans women to convince yourself TMA/TME is “dividing the trans community” when they’re just helpful terms for trans women to discuss their oppression. TME means everyone in the entire world who does not experience transmisogyny. Barack Obama is TME. Sabrina Carpenter is TME. Every time you attack a transfeminist for using these terms you are participating in transmisogyny. and you’re a loser

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

do you think no one else has time travel

Like how dragons are walking calamities kobolds range from walking oopsies to walking debacles

Well you see children, your parents work full time for a massive mega corporation that the government gives tax breaks and subsidies to, because they think it’s very impressive that that company is making so much money for shareholders and putting so many other smaller, non-traded businesses out of business! And the way the company can do that is to pay their workers drastically bellow a liveable wage. So, because of that, you don’t deserve cookies!