going out with a bang

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

just so you know i know this dynamic is toxic and i'm not romanticizing it :/ i'm actually sexualizing it

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

"girl cats are so mean" "my boy cat who's obsessed with me" "average mare behavior" "my aggressive mare" "female dogs don't perform as well" it's an animal. You are being sexist towards an animal. You're fucking insane.

what’s crazy about being in your late 20s is that you’ve only been an adult for a decade and people are really out here believing your life is over

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers