JOHNNY YOU'RE A CREAM PUFF

and of course johnny & daniel are perfect for each other because daniel is an obsessive freak who needs someone to pour all his obsessive freak energy into and johnny is an empty void. and both of them would rather destroy their entire lives than let go of anything

daniel is such a bad father it’s soooooooo funnyyyyyyyy like you’re a teenage girl you’re having panic attacks because you got maimed in a school-wide karate war where your ex boyfriend got paralysed and you finally try to talk to your dad about it and he tries to trick you into doing karate so you tell him in no uncertain terms that you’re not doing karate anymore and he’s like ok i understand and then he takes you to the location of his teenage karate tournaments and talks to you about karate