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cupid missed (Jenny Anderson x Lily Gatins)

verygoodcomments

power-chords

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

tuttle-did-it

When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)

When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

Crows are the very best birds.

donatella-aquato

I ❤️ you

#psychonauts

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pearlpoet

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

charmed-n-zesty

Lappeenranta, Finland.

#nature #flowers

slowedmountains

i saw a pair of dragons on the picnic field

shisasan

𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚗 𝙷𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎, 𝚂𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚊 (𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸)

vesrose

A bat and a bird

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #batman

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butch--dan

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

vanissyodes

YOU REALLY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, TED. YOU DISGUST ME.

#ihnmaims

shisasan

My dearest—first and foremost: headaches for the past 2 days, don’t know why or what for. Are they the aftermath? Or eternal companions?

July 18, 1916 Letters to Felice by Franz Kafka First published : 1973

hometoursandotherstuff

shyblacksheep

“I said I wouldn’t get ANOTHER Pokédog… but… 🥺”

#pokemon

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lefildelhorizon

CRISS CANNING, Green Chrysanthemum, 2016

clockworkrobotic

when i was a teenager i used to catch myself thinking "i'm really glad i'm alive right now because of all the cool personal technologies that exist" and when i did i'd think it through and reckon that well, its not like teenagers in the 70s and 80s knew they didnt have ipods or facebook or whatever. they were also happy with the tech they had. and i'd reason that in the future there would be more fun technologies that i dont know i'm missing out on right now and the future will be an even cooler time to exist

anyway i was dead fucking wrong about that last part. i hate personal technologies now. i miss having an ipod that doesnt advertise shit to me and i miss when my htc wildfire didnt harass me 45 times a day to install an ai assistant and then install it anyway when i say no and i miss when the internet wasnt 5 websites all of which i have to log into and i miss when i didnt need an app to talk to my landlord. sorry past me you were actually right about 2009

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