the darkest vagina lord

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

I have already died thrice by 1pm

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

(talking to my forwards-facing buddy) strafe over here dude

Age regressing to 22

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.