the darkest vagina lord

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

I have already died thrice by 1pm

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

(talking to my forwards-facing buddy) strafe over here dude