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to those of you who need to hear this: there are absolutely surgeries that give you both a penis and vagina at the same time, they're called salmacian surgeries! look them up!

I told someone these existed and they told me that was exactly what they wanted, but they'd been afraid to look it up for fear of how devastating it would be to find out there's no such thing. well there is! which means we need to start handing out flyers and running ads

there's also nullification surgery if you want Nothing

harry potter fandom experiencing such a revival in the last 5 or so years to the point where 5 out of the top 10 ships on ao3 this year are hp AFTER that woman started fully funding hate campaigns with her royalties is so bleak. fandom isn’t an indicator of morality but what are we doing here man.

kidz bop x the mountain goats

IN MY LIFE I HOPE I TELL THE TRUTH AND TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE A GREAT FRIEND AND I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN I HOPE WE BOTH HAVE FUN

fascinating that this is getting attention right now. im sorry to everyone who relates. hoping and praying for body modification magic for us all.

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

hiii just a reminder teva pharmaceuticals is an israeli owned brand that is one of the largest generic medication manufacturers. if you're getting a medication at your pharmacy, before you check out, ask to see which manufacturer your medication was filled from. if it's from teva, ask the pharmacy technician or the pharmacist to see if they can switch your medication to a different manufacturer. sometimes there won't be any other option than teva or sometimes insurance won't let you change manufacturers, which is understandable and there may not be much that you can do, but if you *are* able to change the manufacturer, please do so! boycott as much as you can, when you can.

Thank you for this! One of my prescriptions is made by Teva Netherlands! I'll get them to switch it to a different brand.

I also ☝️ think it's important to tell the difference between "the author's barely-disguised fetish" and "the audience member's unrealised kink that they're projecting onto the author because seeing a character tied up is making them feel funny in their Audience Member Parts"

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We need a flick where King Arthur wakes in modern Jamaica and is very confused.

I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.

ancient king white boy stuns locals by ordering in perfect Jamaican Patois

He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

Sorry

i think nobody just stabbed polyphemus

glad to know polyphemus is doing okay

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World Heritage Post

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...