ill be your gay geologist

sometimes I get so mad that I don’t get to experience geologic time, like what do you mean eventually the us east coast will get a subduction zone?? without me?!?!

I mean I think a part of the ‘scary background’ bit is the thing where the individual in question is staring directly at the viewer from a foggy pond in a dense forest. And also the literal burning halo

sounds like a normal Friday night. if a sister wants to go on a walk in the evening who am i to stop her. if she has a burning halo that’s the will of god.

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

Show daddy that nice picture again

“We asked Senator Lindsey Graham to expound his views on civil liberties earlier today, but our interview request was declined. Instead, we received a package from his office on Capitol Hill containing an 8-track tape of him laughing for 37 minutes, accompanied by a Xerox print of his penis.”

My first Lindsey Graham hatepost was made in 2013.

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

He’s been so gentle and snuggly since I got back, but he does seem kinda alarmed that I smell different.

I would like to know where chapstick and hair ties go when they drop off the face of the earth

They go hang out with the socks and tupperware lids

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

that one post that’s like ‘all new internet slang is nazis or aave’ is good except that it implies nazis created -maxxing. that is a gaming term that has been around forever before incels got their grubby little hands around it. i’m not saying there is not serious overlap between nazis and gamers but gaming just also produces a lot of slang by itself and i don’t think we should hand it over. there is a third place slang comes from and it’s Sports

Important addition: Some slang comes from Boats

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot