ill be your gay geologist

sometimes I get so mad that I don’t get to experience geologic time, like what do you mean eventually the us east coast will get a subduction zone?? without me?!?!

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

I think the middle overlap could also be 'the world would collapse if they stopped doing their jobs'

theres literally nothing sexual

An SSRI made this post

Character concept: one of the Folk who exclusively cooks with cast iron to try and inoculate against her weakness by the mineral leaching of the pans into her food

This would be such a great idea for a comedy series set in a D&D style realm :D

Consider the opposite, too. What if it doesn't work? But now she can't stop (something something rules of fae magic) and she's got microscopic traces of iron in her blood and it hurts, all the time. What's life like when you have all the magic of the Realm at your fingertips and can do almost anything at all except for cure your chronic pain? How does one adapt and create accommodations in a world governed by capricious rules and fantastical powers? And as a creature of folklore, what stories are now uniquely hers? I'm not the person who could write these stories, but I'm gonna be thinking about this for a long time

If any of y’all are the praying type, one of my uncles was recently in a really bad car accident and is going in for surgery on his spine tomorrow so if you could send some good vibes to my family that would be appreciated

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

makes it all worth it

hi I used to work at the treasury and my boss didnt like this post as much as I thought

Finger your butthole Thursday

And lick it off your fingiers afterwards

it makes your cock awesome

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