sometimes I get so mad that I donāt get to experience geologic time, like what do you mean eventually the us east coast will get a subduction zone?? without me?!?!

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sometimes I get so mad that I donāt get to experience geologic time, like what do you mean eventually the us east coast will get a subduction zone?? without me?!?!

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Do you ever regret anything you have ever done? Do you stay awake late at night wondering how your life would be had you not done it?
What, am I supposed to regret things forever? No thanks, I'm different now. The old me is not the same me. We must move. The world won't oyster itself.
just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me
I remember someone saying āwhen I die, plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of catsā and that changes the way I see my own future death entirely
they're saying it's the most thursday it's ever been

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I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.
Encounter: skategoons
Based off this post by @7-inches-of-satanic-panic
⬠CORRECTION: Cartoonist's credits added ā¬
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This comic makes me feel so boomer! It shows how life is for those of us who cringe at today's over-reliance on "apps" and such.
(BTW, one of my biggest pet peeves is when a cartoon is posted without crediting the artist. Yeah, okay, I understand that most of the time they're just reposted as they were found. *shrug*)
Empires S1 Lizzie and Joel's bases look like chess pieces :3

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mpreg georg i guess
i know you said we ride at dawn but iām not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch
not today...
things in phm that really tickled me as a marine biologist:
the concept of star-eating microbes causing a crisis and the solution being the introduction of space wolves to space yellowstone to control the space elk population. i love a good trophic cascade
dr ryland grace immediately pitching "turn the spaceship into a giant centrifuge to generate gravity" and then not balancing his actual centrifuge later on
the entire "life is reason" scene really
grace forgetting to open the mystery alien container in a fume hood AND immediately sticking his nose in it. if we did this in chemistry lab we were executed on the spot
academia drama being one of the cornerstones of grace's character
grace switching through every spectrum setting on the microscope to try to see into the astrophages and not being able to (relatable)
also: the astrophage dying and grace going "ohhh it died..." (very relatable)
grace having his not-scientist buddy Carl to give him frank solutions when he's overthinking. yes, often the solution is just to put the box in another box
copious duct tape usage
just sticking a filter into the path of the petrova line to collect astrophage goop
eva going "so it's alive" when grace tells them the astrophage are moving, and him being like "WELL ok that could be for a lot of reasons" in the tone of someone who doesn't even know where to start explaining why that's a hasty assumption
grace referring to the first new astrophage as his and carl's baby multiple times (HIGHLY relatable)
humanity's greatest hope being a teacher. humanity being saved by grace's ability to find novel ways to communicate well with others -- something that made him excellent as an educator, and enabled him to bond with rocky

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"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"
I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,
babies are difficult because they dont react like cats or dogs do to things so all my training for small creatures goes out the window