ill be your gay geologist

sometimes I get so mad that I don’t get to experience geologic time, like what do you mean eventually the us east coast will get a subduction zone?? without me?!?!

[Image ID: Tweet from pea poopingirl @/PoopingIRL on 8/14/23 - i think the idea of a shady dwarven salesman selling "cheap" stuff to humans and laughing to himself like "heh it will only last one generation, those stupid idiots, how will they even pass it down to their kids" forgetting that one dwarf generation is like 4 human ones is funny. There's a black bar at the bottom with an iFunny watermark in the corner. End ID.]

Elf ea-nasir selling mithril armor that will last no more than 1,000 years getting death threats from his fellow elves but doing numbers w/humans

'Good enough for humans' becomes an expression for 'you're getting there' for an apprentice.

I mean I think a part of the ‘scary background’ bit is the thing where the individual in question is staring directly at the viewer from a foggy pond in a dense forest. And also the literal burning halo

sounds like a normal Friday night. if a sister wants to go on a walk in the evening who am i to stop her. if she has a burning halo that’s the will of god.

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

Show daddy that nice picture again

“We asked Senator Lindsey Graham to expound his views on civil liberties earlier today, but our interview request was declined. Instead, we received a package from his office on Capitol Hill containing an 8-track tape of him laughing for 37 minutes, accompanied by a Xerox print of his penis.”

My first Lindsey Graham hatepost was made in 2013.

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

He’s been so gentle and snuggly since I got back, but he does seem kinda alarmed that I smell different.

I would like to know where chapstick and hair ties go when they drop off the face of the earth

They go hang out with the socks and tupperware lids

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

that one post that’s like ‘all new internet slang is nazis or aave’ is good except that it implies nazis created -maxxing. that is a gaming term that has been around forever before incels got their grubby little hands around it. i’m not saying there is not serious overlap between nazis and gamers but gaming just also produces a lot of slang by itself and i don’t think we should hand it over. there is a third place slang comes from and it’s Sports

Important addition: Some slang comes from Boats